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« on: December 03, 2003, 11:11:21 AM »

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A little something to lighten the mood of the moment.


Sign seen on the back of an open Horse Trailer, transporting race horses:

"Don't Be What You're Looking At."


Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas Edison


A married man keeps telling his wife "Honey, you have a beautiful Butt."

Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful butt.

The man's birthday is coming up, so she decides to take a trip to the Tattoo Parlor and get the words "Beautiful Butt" tattooed on her butt. She walks in and tells the Tattoo Artist her husband thinks she has a beautiful butt.

He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful butt."

She then tells the man she wants " Beautiful Butt " tattooed on her cheeks.

The man tells her "I can't fit that on your butt, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letter " B " on each cheek and that can stand for " Beautiful Butt. "

She agrees and gets it done.

On the man's birthday she hears him come home and stands at the top of the stairs only wearing a robe.

He opens the door and she says, " Look honey. "

She then turns her back to him, takes off the robe she is wearing and bends over.

The man yells " WHO THE HELL IS BOB?! "


If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

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